"Both of the items were used in an attempted murder, but hers was a dagger, and mine was a baby’s rubber bottle nipple. That was the last time I took a stab at love."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."