I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."