More quotes by Mark Twain

"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."
"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."
"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."