′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."