′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."

"Familiarity breeds contempt and children."

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."

"Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."