More quotes by Mark Twain

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."