More quotes by Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."