#clothing

"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."

"I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern."

"Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality."

"To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes."

"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."

"Reinvent new combinations of what you already own. Improvise. Become more creative. Not because you have to, but because you want to. Evolution is the secret for the next step."

"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."

"The elegance is as physical, as moral quality that has nothing common with the clothing. You can see a countrywoman more elegant than one so called elegant woman."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."

"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."

"The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration."

"The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent."

"Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."