More quotes by Mark Twain

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"