More quotes by Mark Twain

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."
"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."
"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."