More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."