More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."