More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."
"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."