I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."