I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."