I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."