I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."
"Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."