Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."