Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."