More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."