More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."