Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create del... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy."
"The only problem with dreaming is it's a solo activity. Imagine how glorious life would be if we could share dreams and create in unison."