"Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever""Actually,"Simon said, raising his hand,"I can".Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working."
"But you hate poetry!Yes, but you make me want to write it."
"I guess it’s true what they say,"observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass,"said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."
"It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl."
"We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull."
"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?""Because only Jace can piss someone off that much."