Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
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"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."