My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went s... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."