Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."