Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."

"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."