Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."

"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."