More quotes by Will Rogers

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."
"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."