More quotes by Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."