More quotes by Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."