If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know wh... - Will Rogers

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."