All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an... - Will Rogers

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."