All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an... - Will Rogers
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."