All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an... - Will Rogers

"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."