Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Kelle... - Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."