More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."