When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope... - Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."