When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope... - Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."