When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope... - Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
More quotes by Erma Bombeck
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"Housework can kill you if done right."
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."