More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."