More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."