More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."