More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level."
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."