When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."