More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I went to a potluck. I brought my own pot—and luck. The pot was empty, just like my promise to bring food the next time."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."