More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."