She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been said that newspaper articles are written at a fifth grade reading level. If so, I can’t figure out why journalists would write something that the average high school senior can’t even read."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."