More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."