She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"I said I made a special trip to get her favorite item, because it sounded more romantic than admitting I randomly had it already. Now that’s love."