More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."