I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten—it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing myself. Am I the ideal leader? Let’s just say that if I were running for political office, I know who I’d vote for—twice."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."