Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers ar... - Erma Bombeck

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."