When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's... - Erma Bombeck
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
More quotes by Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."