When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's... - Erma Bombeck
"When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
More quotes by Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me."
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."