More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."