More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."