Housework can kill you if done right. - Erma Bombeck

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."