More quotes by Erma Bombeck

"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive."
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."