More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."