More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."