During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfull... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after you tell me you love me, I can’t very well reply, “Hexagon!"
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."