My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by han... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"The referees made a questionable call. Still, I was ready with an answer and picked up on the first ring. That ring was an engagement ring, and I said yes."