More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."