More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"They say there are twelve steps to quitting something. But what if that something is playing with a slinky? Seems like you should be able to quit playing with a slinky using no steps."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."