Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."