Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."