"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."