More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real."