More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."