More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Marriage is the death of hope."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."