Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."