More quotes by Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."