More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."