More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"