Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"That point in the sky where yellow meets blue, that’s a handshake I want to see at a #networking event. Sunglasses sold separately."