Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."