More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price."
"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."