More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."