Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you... - Will Rogers

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."