More quotes by Will Rogers

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."