Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you... - Will Rogers

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."