More quotes by Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"I never met a man that I didn't like."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."