More quotes by Will Rogers

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."