"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."