More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."