Every morning I push through the pain—and force myself to ke... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every morning I push through the pain—and force myself to keep sleeping, despite my aching body’s cries to quit. I am a champion."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I like grape juice. Fermented grape juice—wine. It’s the drink of choice for champions. I know because I asked a bunch of winners."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chug it and then teach each other how to dance by using the bottom of a floating canoe as a ballroom."