Every morning I push through the pain—and force myself to ke... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Every morning I push through the pain—and force myself to keep sleeping, despite my aching body’s cries to quit. I am a champion."
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"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."