Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who... - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."

"Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."